Tuesday, February 5, 2008

evening classes for men

Every once in a while, I'll get a forward in my inbox that is actually funny. Maybe even hilarious. This just happens to be one of them....

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME -- OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (picture and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO THE SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -- open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS -- DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR IN THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTHWATCH -- BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY WHILE SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS -- BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU WILL BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT -- LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The men in this family are thinking it was not funny...however I think its awesome!!!!!!

Anne said...

Too funny! I loved the one about the panel of experts;o).

Dear Abbi said...

I've read this before...too funny!